What Is Ranch Water? Texas' Lime Seltzer, Now With THC
Ranch Water is a Texas classic: lime, sparkle and wide-open-sky refreshment. HOWDY THC Ranch Water keeps that spirit, leaves out the alcohol, and adds hemp-derived Delta-9 THC: 5mg in a 12oz can or 10mg in a 16oz High Horse tallboy. It is zero proof, made in Texas, and for adults 21+.
What Ranch Water tastes like
Ours is built on three notes, straight from the can: bright lime zest, a light bubbly body, and a smooth, refreshing finish. It is crisp and citrusy and easy-drinking, the kind of thing you crack open after a long day, around the fire, or next to a plate of BBQ or tacos.
If you have had Ranch Water at a Texas bar, you know the shape of it. HOWDY's version is our spin on that classic, without the alcohol.
THC Ranch Water, two ways
| HOWDY Ranch Water | High Horse Ranch Water | |
|---|---|---|
| THC per can | 5mg | 10mg |
| Can size | 12oz | 16oz |
| THC per 4-pack | 20mg | 40mg |
| 4-pack price | $18.99 | $22.99 |
The 5mg can is the light, easy one and the place to start. High Horse is for folks who already know their 5mg experience and like to ride a little taller. Same lime, same sparkle, bigger can, twice the THC.
How to drink it
Cold, straight from the can, is how it was made to go. Pour it over ice with a lime wedge if you want it to look the part. Whatever the setting, the pacing stays the same: have one, give it time, then decide on the next. THC can take longer to notice than a beer, so the second can should be a choice, not a reflex. Our 5mg vs 10mg guide has more.
Why a zero-proof Ranch Water
Some people are cutting back on alcohol. Some are driving home later and are skipping both. Some just want something cold and flavored to hold at the cookout. Ranch Water is already what Texas drinks on a hot day, so it was the first flavor we wanted in a can. If you are comparing it to a beer, see THC seltzer vs. beer. Remember that zero proof does not mean zero effect: no driving after a THC drink.
Ranch Water beyond the can
Ranch Water also comes as a 10-count gummy, inspired by the classic West Texas refreshment: a sweet and salty treat. And if you want to round out the cooler, Ranch Water sits next to Paloma, Lemonade and Sweet Tea in both strengths. Lab results for our Ranch Water seltzer are posted on the Certificates of Analysis page.
Stocking the cooler for the lake or a long afternoon outside? Bring a 4-pack of each strength so first-timers and regulars both have a can that fits, and plenty of ice. Ranch Water is best ice cold.
Frequently asked questions
What is THC Ranch Water?
HOWDY THC Ranch Water is a zero-proof lime seltzer with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC: 5mg in a 12oz can or 10mg in a 16oz High Horse tallboy.
Does HOWDY Ranch Water have alcohol?
No. HOWDY Ranch Water is zero proof. It contains THC, so it is for adults 21+ only.
What does HOWDY Ranch Water taste like?
Bright lime zest, a light bubbly body and a smooth, refreshing finish.
Should I pick the 5mg or 10mg Ranch Water?
Start with the HOWDY 5mg 12oz can. Move to the 10mg High Horse tallboy only once you know how 5mg affects you.
How much is a 4-pack of HOWDY Ranch Water?
The 5mg 4-pack is $18.99 and the High Horse 10mg 4-pack is $22.99.
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For adults 21+ only. HOWDY products contain hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, which can cause intoxication. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA; these products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Lab results: Certificates of Analysis.
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