Welcome to Howdy Country: Texas THC Drinks, Zero Proof
HOWDY makes hemp-derived THC drinks in the flavors Texas already drinks: Ranch Water, Paloma, Lemonade and Sweet Tea, in 5mg 12oz cans and 10mg 16oz High Horse tallboys, plus Hooch, a zero-proof cinnamon THC spirit you pour by the 1.5oz. No alcohol, labeled in milligrams, made for sharing a round. Adults 21+.
Howdy is a greeting
"Howdy" is what you say when someone walks up to the table. That is the whole idea behind the brand: a cold, flavored drink you can hand to a neighbor at the cookout, the tailgate, the lake or the porch. Every drop is made in Texas, and every can tells you exactly what is in it.
The menu
Think of it as a Texas bar menu with the alcohol left out:
- Ranch Water: bright lime zest, light bubbly body.
- Paloma: juicy grapefruit zest, smooth citrus-herbal finish.
- Lemonade: fresh, zesty lemon. Our #1 best seller.
- Sweet Tea: smooth black tea flavor, light sweetness and bubbles.
- Half & Half: half lemonade, half sweet tea.
- Hooch: zero-proof cinnamon THC spirit, White Label or Black Label.
Pick your strength
| HOWDY 5mg | High Horse 10mg | |
|---|---|---|
| THC per can | 5mg | 10mg |
| Can size | 12oz | 16oz tallboy |
| THC per 4-pack | 20mg total | 40mg total |
| 4-pack price | $18.99 | $22.99 |
| Alcohol | None (zero proof) | None (zero proof) |
Hooch is labeled per 1.5oz pour: 5mg for White Label, 10mg for Black Label, 17 pours in a 750mL bottle. Hooch shots come in 5mg and 10mg. New to all this? Start with a 5mg can and wait before the next one. Our 5mg vs 10mg guide explains why.
House rules
Every good porch has a few. Ours: HOWDY is for adults 21+. Zero proof does not mean zero effect, because hemp-derived Delta-9 THC can cause intoxication. Nobody drives after a THC drink. And pace it: have one, give it time, then decide on the next. Lab results for our products are posted on the Certificates of Analysis page for anyone who wants to check.
Finding HOWDY
We ship to 44 states plus DC, and you can find HOWDY on shelves in Texas through our where to buy page. If you are stocking up for a crowd, the bundles pair a case of cans with Hooch and a carton of shots. For more answers, see the FAQ, or compare a HOWDY to a cold one in THC seltzer vs. beer.
Welcome to Howdy Country. Pull up a chair.
A few ways folks use HOWDY: a 4-pack of Ranch Water in the boat cooler, a Paloma with Tex-Mex on a Friday night, Sweet Tea on the porch while the sun goes down, a bottle of Hooch passed around the fire pit with a jigger. Different settings, same habit: one at a time, with good company. However you drink it, we're glad you're here.
Frequently asked questions
What is HOWDY?
HOWDY makes zero-proof hemp-derived THC drinks in Texas flavors (Ranch Water, Paloma, Lemonade, Sweet Tea and Half & Half), plus Hooch cinnamon THC spirit.
Where is HOWDY made?
HOWDY is made in Texas.
What strengths does HOWDY come in?
HOWDY cans are 5mg per 12oz can, and High Horse tallboys are 10mg per 16oz can. Hooch is 5mg or 10mg per 1.5oz pour.
Who can buy HOWDY?
HOWDY products are for adults 21+ only.
Where does HOWDY ship?
HOWDY ships to 44 states plus DC. See the where to buy page for shelves in Texas.
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For adults 21+ only. HOWDY products contain hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, which can cause intoxication. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA; these products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Lab results: Certificates of Analysis.
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