Howdy Ranch Water | THC Seltzer (2.5mg or 5mg, 4-Pack)
Howdy Ranch Water | THC Seltzer (2.5mg or 5mg, 4-Pack)
Howdy Ranch Water | THC Seltzer (2.5mg or 5mg, 4-Pack)
Howdy Ranch Water | THC Seltzer (2.5mg or 5mg, 4-Pack)

    Ranch Water

    4-Pack | 2.5mg or 5mg THC Seltzer | $14.99

    Howdy Ranch Water is our spin on the Texas classic — that perfect mix of lime, sparkle, and wide-open-sky refreshment. We kept the spirit of the original but left out the alcohol, swapping in smooth, hemp-derived Delta-9 THC for a light, easy buzz.

    Choose your adventure:

    • 2.5mg for a laid-back, low-dose sip.
    • 5mg for a little extra kick when the sun sets.

    Crack one open after a long day, around the fire, or with your favorite BBQ or tacos. However you sip it, this Ranch Water keeps things cool, crisp, and unmistakably Texan.

    Zero Proof • Hemp-Derived • Farm Bill Compliant (≤0.3% Δ9 THC)

    Flavor Notes

    • Bright lime zest
    • Light, bubbly body
    • Smooth, refreshing finish

    Giddy up, crack one open, and savor that Southern comfort in a can.

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    a Classic Cowboy Flavor

      a Classic Cowboy Flavor

      Saddle up with a HOWDY Ranch Water, a true nod to Classic Cowboy Flavor. Whether you're kicking back after a long day on the trail or just looking to lasso some laid-back vibes, this THC-infused take on the West’s favorite drink delivers a smooth, satisfying ride every time.

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